On Three...

"On three, everybody fire!"
"What? No. Shit. Fuck."
"One!"
"Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit"
"Two!"
"Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck"
"Thr - hold on, hold on! Did you forget your gun?"
"Um....."
"Wait. Did anyone actual remember their gun today?"
"..."
"Alright boys, wars off. Go home."